Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018

pulling ham

lying, not answering texts/calls, pissing someone off, making up fake stories

person 1: what are you doing tonight?

person 2 :going to my grandmas.

person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.

by 420f0rLIFE March 07, 2011

Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

by India Garden March 25, 2020

Boneless Jungle Ham

water mellon

Leroy be eating some boneless jungle ham.

by Daddy Norm February 08, 2024

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.

by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018