ugly stick

n; a term used for skinnier females, often used by fat bitches who are way uglier and twice the size.

person a) whoa she is such an ugly stick
person b) yeah i bet she weighs less than my left ass cheek.

by uglystick July 7, 2011

ugly stick

a pole 10 feet and 1 inch long, prompting the saying "I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole", that is pointed so that the user of the stick can poke ugly people to make them move away so that the person holding the stick isn't seen with the ugly person.
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots

"beat him with a shovel and poke him with an ugly stick."

"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"

"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"

by LSW Productions February 3, 2010

Magic Stick

A nigga who know how u please a female so good, she always comes back for more

Jennel staying with Carmelo, becuase he has that magic stick

by Carmelo February 4, 2004

Ugly stick

1.)A stick that people beat each other with to make each other ugly.
2.) An Ugly stick is also a fishing pole brand.

Molly was beat with a ugly stick and she never could be preety again.

by Joemama June 22, 2004

Sherm Stick

A cigarette dipped in embalming fluid.

by Buck Barrs October 13, 2003

slit stick

Any sort of phallic object intended for insertion into the vagina.

Hey Sheila, have you seen my slit stick? Haven't cleaned that shit in days and a girl needs to climax.

by goldenkranzisreallysanta September 24, 2016

Whistling Sticks

Southwestern border slang for fingers.

Gina warned Tesco not to get his Whistling Sticks caught in the closing door.

by Swyper May 4, 2022