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highlights of south wales

A welshman's penis.
I'm going to go down to her docks and show her the highlights of south wales.
by guvnah1 January 25, 2011
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South Esteem

A nickname for a man's genetalia when it has been abused. The abuse can range from a swift kick in that region, or being teased by a girl and has blue balls as a result.
She must have bruised your south esteem last night after wearing that mini skirt then not putting out!
by Jay5273 April 23, 2011
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Deep South Cleaning

Going down on your girl and brushing your teeth with her pubic hair.
Damn my girl gave me a Deep South Cleaning and I'm still plucking hairs outta my teeth
by BBQDolly September 17, 2010
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South Pole Hole

James: Hey what's up?
Robert: Man, my south pole hole feels like it was lit on fire by a husky lumberjack.
by Jimjimmyjamesjoe July 27, 2010
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south ridge

A high school in south miami. It is an okay school, but the retards in south miami who say it is ghetto are full of shit.
by Nineiaro May 2, 2010
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Southed

Verb. Southed, Southing, Souths
When a northerner moves to anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon Line and has kids who learn to speak with a northern, primarily New York accent but, has a tendency to accidentally speak with a slow southern drawl and add a southern twang to the end of all sentences.
Did you hear how he southed up that sentence?
That SOB is southing up that perfectly beautiful fuggedaboudit!
The way she souths up that sentence is enough to make a confederate soldier proud.
by Gen. Ulysses S. Grant May 12, 2009
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south ender

A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.
Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!

time passes, jump is hit.

South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
by Blueshoe May 20, 2006
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