bendy-legged chumbucket

A tall skinny guy or girl, particularly with long legs which resemble a mosquitos, who are completely unlikeable because they are such jerks.

Don't talk to Ritchie man, that guy is a bendy-legged chumbucket!

by KMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL March 17, 2011

the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

Spanish Turkey Leg

When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.

A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.

by Pdiddy15 May 25, 2010

GOLF CLUB LEGS

A FEMALE WITH A LARGE UPPER FRAME WITH SKINNY, SPINDELY LEGS THAT RESEMBLE GOLF CLUBS

IMAGINE A POTATOE AS THE BODY AND GOLF CLUBS AS THE LEGS.
HEY LOTTO, CHECK OUT HER GOLF CLUB LEGS
ALSO LIKE OLD SCHOOL WRESTLERS, LIKE DUSTY RHODES ALSO HAVE GOLF CLUB LEGS OR AS MY FATHER SAYS, SHE IS BUILT LIKE A WRESTLER

by MINNOW LOTTO & CAMEROON December 22, 2011

Louisiana Leg Lock

When he fucks you so good your legs lock up.

I came so hard he had me in that Louisiana Leg Lock.

by Ni-in August 15, 2020

One-legged race

The one-legged race is a highly active sexual position which involves the man lifting the woman off the floor and holding her against the wall with one leg raised holding one of her legs up and the other planted on the floor to provide the thrust. Can be painful if you overbalance at all.

i totally gave her a one-legged race last night, but f*cked my arm up when i fell over.

by Rabamana September 14, 2010

crazy legs magee

when some one throws there legs around tryin to do an exercise or goin for a pass.

steve is crazy legs magee "malcom"

by steve AKA crazy legs August 21, 2003