bro-choice

A classier, albeit douchier, way to say "bros before hoes"

Girlfriend: "did you hearth John and Jane broke up?...whos side is you on?"
Boyfriend: "girl you know I am bro-choice." (and then he slaps her in the face with a horse whip)

by mr_mr_nipple_twister January 04, 2012

Bro Move

having your girl make you a sandwich, then eat the sandwich while she blows you

John was hungry and horny, so he satisfied both when he pulled the Bro Move with Brianna.

by JizzyJake38 December 06, 2010

laxer bro

Normally a term associated with preppy white kids on the east coast that play lacrosse. Most laxer bros enjoy being douches, thinking there better then others, and being gay, while they are not out lax-in. Many of these "bros" are unathletic and have defaulted to lacrosse cause of inability to play any other sport, like football, basketball, baseball, or any other sport that actually requires talent to play. Laxer bros can normally can be found hangin together in groups consisting from 2-8 members, never more. normally females are not found in the laxer bros immediate group, because of their gay cult. Many laxer bro create inside jokes with each other that they try and display onto normal people, who usually look at them like there retarded. Many laxer bros also have little futures because of no market for lacrosse outside of college and the fact that many of them do poorly in school cause of stupidity.

a laxer bro is typically: stupid, gay in sum shape or form, plays lacrosse, normally a white prick

by lax-is-4-fags August 06, 2010

Bro Flow

Long, curly and wavey hair obtained by the bros. To be considered flow, it must be free of gel and have a natural look to it. It's sexual and masculine at the same time. Long hair dont care bros.

JPR has some gnarly bro flow

by JPRegs February 07, 2012

faux bro

A non-Black dude who tries to act Black.

A faux bro is similar to a wigga, but can be different. Example: A White dude acting like a Black dude can be called either a faux bro or a wigga. However, a wigga is ALWAYS a White person, male or female. A faux bro can be of any race, but is always a dude.

by Mo Fro Bro January 02, 2007

bro-magnon

When your buddy has become so drunk, he's de-evolutioned.

Hey man, you'd better stop, your pretty much a bro-magnon.

by Jay_H February 09, 2007

Bro-cabulary

Stupid things that bros say.
Their own personal "vocabulary"

Sesh-- a makeout "seshion"
Rail-- have sex with
Beat-- ugly
Shmammered-- really drunk

Here's some bro-cabulary i action:

-Hey bro.
-Oh hey BRAD. Dude you were soooo shmammered last night!
-I knoooww!! i totally seshed that beat girl, Tracey.
-Bro... You railed her.
-OH SHIT MANN!!!!

by Robyn Robyn December 22, 2007