where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’

by Kipity August 25, 2018

Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 05, 2009

Sudanese scrambled egg

When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner

"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "

by Sudanese scrambled egg April 04, 2018

Chocolate Egg Cream

The purple drink at Starbucks

I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream

by theoutro September 15, 2020

aloe-egg-lily

Aloe-Egg-Lily is a panromantic girl with a Wattpad account. She goes by, ‘Aloe Vera’. She is a huge fan of Just Dance and a Kazuichi simp.

“Aloe-Egg-Lily is so cool, don’t you think?”

by Aloe Soda October 28, 2020

overbeating your eggs

When you’ve beaten your meat so much that your “Eggs” no longer produce anything. See also Shooting Blanks

Damn, fifth day of DDD? You must be overbeating your eggs.

by Loganruleslarge February 06, 2020