Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.

Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.

by johnstone337 July 21, 2017

dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.

The world is ready for dating toys! Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around her shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."

by BigSpoonPillow August 20, 2023

DATE

Dick At The End

She came back to my place after the movie for a DATE

by Poseidon_lover August 25, 2022

You need to date

For a woman to stop pursuing career interests and Be forced into an family approved / community approved dating relationship or arranged marriage

You need to date, that's the only way you're going to eat.

by Kimberly... August 19, 2020

Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating

Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating

(noun)

A dating reality where nobody meets real people anymore — just filtered versions, curated profiles, AI-polished bios, trauma-fueled expectations, and algorithm-approved illusions.
You're not dating a human. You're dating their simulacrum — a copy of a copy of who they think they should be.

Everyone shows up with:
• emotional baggage (the pathosphere)
• digital masks and highlight-reel personalities (the simulacra)

The result?
Two illusions flirting, trauma bonding, ghosting, love-bombing, and blocking each other — all before anyone meets in person.

Example:
“Bro, she wasn’t crazy. You were just trapped in the Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating. That wasn’t her — that was her Instagram ghost with trauma issues.”

“Bro, she wasn’t crazy. You were just trapped in the Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating. That wasn’t her — that was her Instagram ghost with trauma issues.”

by Monky Brainz November 14, 2025

Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).

caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?

by Sexydimma February 6, 2017