P bum

A park bumb . Someone who no longer has friends so they hangout at parks all alone

Guy: dude have you seen Hannah lately ?

Friend: no I heard she's a p bum now. I guess she tried sleeping with one of her friends best friends

Guy: damn that sucks she was pretty cool.
Friend: I guess that's what happens when you don't listen to your friends.

by Warriorwords November 8, 2016

bum demon

An evil entity that invades your bum, causing the following symptoms: abdominal bloating and cramps; watery turds; farting and follow through.

That was a really nice curry but now i've got a bum demon.

by Lisa Maree May 27, 2012

beaver bum

when someone's arsehole is covered in pubic hair

Ellie: lets have anal sex
John: I can't, I'l get lost in your beaver bum

by cara leon January 24, 2011

Bum pop

A small singular fart that sounds like snapping bubble wrap

I want to let out a big fart but I just keep bum popping

by Romain May 31, 2018

bum snake

A phase of many uses, but usually means something along the lines of a turd.

Tommy, you bum snake!

or

Ooooh there's a bum snake wriggling it's way out! Better make a trip to the bog!

by YOU ARE! March 6, 2007

Bum Razzle

The small fleks of waste occassionaly seen at the back of a toilet seat after someone has had a number two. Historic dried faeces and toilet paper scraps (often twisted) emanating from the arse crack of another;

You left bum razzle all over the seat. Wipe yourself properly you dirty boy/girl!

by mahindra September 5, 2012

hagard bum

a sloppy, dirty, non officient person that does not have anything going for them what so ever.

dang Ian, your such a hagard bum

by austinpaul May 19, 2006