Mary T syndrome

Mary T syndrome is when a girl is so cool, attractive, and down to earth that it causes you to behave in a way that is irrational and extreme.

That man the was caught pleasuring himself on a bus in Memphis must be suffering from Mary T syndrome

by 400lb bench press October 25, 2022

Sophie Mary French

the most genuine and loyal person ever.

she is sweet and caring.

she makes you so happy.

her smile is the most perfect smile in the world.

and she is perfect for someone who's name begins with M.

Sophie Mary French is the most beautiful girl in the world.

by shessoperfecticouldcry July 2, 2023

elijah marie jones

a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.

who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him

by copforhoeism March 18, 2020

Evelyn Mary Jones

Such a lovely person! Met her via Roblox and we were just bombing each other on a game. And still miss her ngl but after she broke up with me the contact went poof. We had such a great time on Roblox and minecraft! Idk what was wrong. idk if i still have feelings for her im just confused, alone and depressed. If you read this Eddie. Could we communicate more often?

Evelyn Mary Jones is soo bald because she broke up with me.

Everyone else : cant relate

by theoneandonlyafghan November 21, 2021

Mari le cannibal

A lil small cannibal who finds blondes to be a delicacy. She believes she is avarage height (she ain't sorry to break it to you). Honestly shuch a keyboard warrior but don't let that catch you off guard she can be such a lil rebel IRL too, be warned,be aware and always stay vigilant.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth

• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.

Y'all beware Mari le cannibal is approaching, don't wanna be her lunch

by Apersonwhocanbemisunderstood:( July 29, 2023

Mount St Mary

Mount St Mary also known as “The Mount” is New Jerseys second best all girls catholic school in the state, falling short of Oak Knoll. You will prob meet the smartest most athletic chicks here, with their swim team taking the Non Public state title on multiple occasions, their lax team being ranked in the top 10 team in NJ several years in a row, and their rising basketball program. Mount girls are too good for St. Joes boys and way too good for Oratory Prep simps. Will date the Delbarton lax captain and have no issue of pulling him. Might have flings with half of Seton Hall Prep but will leave them wanting more. The tuition for The Mount rises every school year, leaving them in 2022 with a tuition of 30k, did I mention that half the school is insanely wealthy. This school is located in one of Nj’s most wealthiest towns and is 82 acres of land. This is a college campus feel having more than 3 buildings of classes. Mount girls stay fit in their off season from their intense sport by walking almost 3 miles every school day. Often confused with mount st dominic but nothing alike, Mount St Mary is highly ranked in athletics and academics where mount st Dominic had a good softball year once. Treat this girls like your mama because you’re never getting anyone better than your mount girl.

Oratory Kid: I go to seton hall prep, let’s have sex.
Mount Chick:Let me see your dick.
Oratory kid: *shows dick*
Mount Chick: That’s the size of my thumb, you must go to Oratory.
Oratory Kid: You couldn’t tell by the fact I’m a Junior and I am 5”4?
Oratory Kid: I’m chopping this micro penis off and going to attend Mount St Mary next year!

by Mountieflife June 11, 2022

Mary Todd Stinkin

An all female orgy taking place at the White House.

"Bro, Eleanor fuckin Roosevelt used to have hella Mary Todd Stinkins!"

by DonkeySpunk June 11, 2017