Kyle

Puncher of Drywall, consumer of Monster Energy, and natural bro for life.

Man, kyle is such a BRO! he handed me a monster, then jumped through the wall like the fucken KOOL-AID man!

by Iratezebra1 May 26, 2022

Kyle

One word Asshole

I'm going to have a kid name him kyle but say its pronounced asshole

by Frank Donald synder August 27, 2020

Kyle

A person that would say a monster energy drink is his water.

Kyle: happy mothers day mom
Kyle's mom: thanks for the heart shaped hole in the wall sweetie

by Nah Bro Its Just Will June 01, 2019

Kyle

the only creature that can overcome a Karen

Karen: Get off the campus!
Kyle: QUIT YELLING AT ME! ARHGHGSD ARHAS DAHSD aREHRH! (wins agument)

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020

Kyle

A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.

Elisabeth, “ I brought a Kyle home last night and woke my neighbors”

by Hardbard April 08, 2023

Kyle

A man that looks like a middle aged dad.

"He is a Kyle" >:)

by November 25, 2021

Kyle

Pes control Kyle

Guy 1:Kyle what’s ur fav video game

Kyle:FoRtNiTe

by We LiKe ChEeSe May 23, 2021