Consumable kids

Consumable kids are kids that are legally breed to be consumed by humans mostly 56 year old white males with the name of James

I work in the consumable kids industry.

by John Handcocky January 24, 2022

Comic kid

A comic kid is another word for comedian

Example: jon is a comic kid because he says he won’t pass a test even though he knows he will

by Black night April 1, 2022

Fortnite kid

A different type of bread that screams I fucked your mom after you 200 pumped him

Jimmy is a fortnite kid im sorry mom but i have to put him down (BANG BANG)

by Riley gravy April 5, 2022

fortnite kid

every 7 year old game crying over "spawn killing". Every kid pretending to be sick so that they can get good at building.

Mommy i am very sick i need to crank 90s because i am a fortnite kid

by t[sdc April 7, 2022

fortnite kid

a fucking 11 year old kid who won’t stop bragging about his arena points

at school

me: hello
fortnite kid: get lost you don’t have enough points to talk to me

by ieatpeepeeforbreakfest November 15, 2020

Kars for kid

The dumbass kid band full of childs that killes your brain

1877 kars for kids, 1877 kars for kid , 1877 kars for kids, donate your kar today 🤡

by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020

Turtle kid

A turtle kid is a kid who is super chill but has a crackhead sense of humor and has a bad obsession with their turtle and probably something else. Overall, a good friend to have, just don't get them on the topic of turtles or they'll never shut the hell up.

Person one: hey did you see Jerry over there, does he always stare at his turtle lovingly like that?
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid

by mizukei November 27, 2020