But the black one always smelt like an asshole didn't it ... I can't stop guys, I can't. I just saw Jesus eyes! The marker showed me Jesus Eyes!
by I Love Bob September 30, 2007
Get the Jesus Eyesmug. The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.
Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
by Twyzted Snake April 15, 2009
Get the Jesus Christdragonmug. A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.
by Ruby Quest February 1, 2009
Get the Jesus in Milwaukee!mug. A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.
by Bushwhack McCoy January 4, 2009
Get the Jesus Jobmug. by Jimmy B May 13, 2005
Get the pink jesusmug. 
by grease_of_sandwich February 20, 2020
Get the Jesus Christmug.