Skip to main content

Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person and everybody loves him. All the girls like him but are scared to talk to him in fear of him turning her down.
Girl 1: Oh look its jacob!
Girl 2: go talk to him!
Girl 1: NO, he might turn me down and look at how hot he is! I could never be with him.
by chupoppy.com October 27, 2021
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Jacob Mckie

Jacob Mckie’s breath
Wow Jacob Mckies Breath is so bad
by Polo lollop lol bich February 1, 2020
mugGet the Jacob Mckie mug.

Jacob

Jacob is open to strangers, he loves meeting new people and exploring!
Jacob is very intelligent in multiple things and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess with him, because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you. He can make you blush because of his jokes! He is an athletic boy that you will ever meet. Jacob is tall usually and is sexy with his wavy hair. He is a such a caring person so don’t lie to him! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong as a person too!
Hey have you seen Jacob?
You mean that tall sexy man?
by Lalala-2019 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda
Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!
by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.
Jacob is a midget
by bryncas November 21, 2021
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
mugGet the Jacob Simmons mug.

Jacob

A hot ass guy who will always make you blush and look like Bob the tomato. He's sweet and funny as hell but very dirty minded and makes a lot of dark jokes. He may seem dorky but he's a total freak in the sheets. He's a total chad and even though he thinks he's mid, he's literally the finest man you'll ever meet.
Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!
by blanketsheetsdick December 12, 2024
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email