a pole 10 feet and 1 inch long, prompting the saying "I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole", that is pointed so that the user of the stick can poke ugly people to make them move away so that the person holding the stick isn't seen with the ugly person.
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots
"beat him with a shovel and poke him with an ugly stick."
"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"
"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"
"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"
"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"
by LSW Productions February 3, 2010
Get the ugly stickmug. n; a term used for skinnier females, often used by fat bitches who are way uglier and twice the size.
person a) whoa she is such an ugly stick
person b) yeah i bet she weighs less than my left ass cheek.
person b) yeah i bet she weighs less than my left ass cheek.
by uglystick July 7, 2011
Get the ugly stickmug. by Carmelo February 4, 2004
Get the Magic Stickmug. 1.)A stick that people beat each other with to make each other ugly.
2.) An Ugly stick is also a fishing pole brand.
2.) An Ugly stick is also a fishing pole brand.
by Joemama June 22, 2004
Get the Ugly stickmug. 
A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.
by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020
Get the Titty stickmug. When a man's dominate hand/arm hurts after whacking for too long, he uses his other hand/arm, to finish the job, however resulting in your dick moving in all sorts of directions like a joystick.
Man: "Dude the other night I was polishing the ole water spicket for 30 solid minutes and my arm gave out, so I attempted to use the other...but it just kept moving around!"
Other man:" I bet you were "joy sticking" huh?"
Other man:" I bet you were "joy sticking" huh?"
by Go To Church September 14, 2014
Get the Joy Stickingmug.