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Holy Shpatoli

A phrase that replaces the phrase 'Holy Shit' in case there is a teacher or parent around.
Holy shpatoli you actually made it!
by I_Like_Lasaga May 3, 2018
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Holy bleep, how could somebody that is so pretty and intelligent exist! Not only is she clever, but she is also good at art, music, sports and cookery. Legend has it that she has a larger brain than Newton since she proposed the fact that apples drop from the tree is due to the attractiveness of hers, but not the gravity. Once upon a time, people thought that princess who owned both beauty and wist only existed in the fairy tales, until they met Marsh...
Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh is puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect! Be like Marsh!
by Mashie June 13, 2020
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Myles from Holy Cross

Ogadoiii! Where to start? Myles? Hm. Dys the sweetest caramel man out here 8"piggy. He fucking anything and don't say! That man suhhweeeetttttttttt
" look Myles from holy cross dey, lewwe go na!"
"Nah fuck he with he slow ass"
"Hahaha, you just mad he fuck you and leave you."
by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021
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Holy Caron

Holy Caron!!!
Who's Caron and why is she holy???
Cause she a child of god.
by Carl275 June 22, 2016
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holy girl summer

Means when you pop your pussy or coochie or vagina to the lord :) and by popping we mean POPPING THAT SHIT!!!!. PERIOD happy pride :)
Yes girl let’s go have a holy girl summer
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the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand
Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*
by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020
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Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.
The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.
by RealPriestess October 30, 2023
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