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Happy Tree Friend

The Happy Tree Friend (Arbore amicus) generally looks like a small, anthropomorphic woodland animal with a heart-shaped nose, big eyes with pupils shaped like a pizza with a slice taken out of it/Pac-Man shape, a big mouth with buck teeth, what seemingly appears to be a line connecting the nose and the mouth, and hands that seem to switch between two forms: four-fingered hands and mitten-like hands. Of course, there are exceptions to this, for example Muta alces, which appears to be a blue, tall moose with regular-looking pupils, no nose-line, nostrils, among other things. The weird thing about the Tree Friends is that they always reappear unscathed when they die. How they do this has not been researched yet. There are many species of Tree Friends, such as Occidendum ursi, a green bear in a soldier outfit. Occidendum ursi flips out when it is reminded of war or death in any way. Normally, Occidendum ursi is friendly, but when "flipped out", seems to be an apex predator that kills anything it sees. This is the most well-known Tree Friend, and thusly when a flipped out Occidendum ursi is detected within the area of a community, the community is ordered to lock down everything.
Researcher 1: You see that Happy Tree Friend right there?
Researcher 2: Must be an Occidendum ursi.
Researcher 2: Gotta be careful, anything that is able to cause a Vietnam War veteran can trigger him.
Researcher 1: Didn't you just say "war" out loud? He could have heard you!
(The Occidendum ursi latches onto Researcher 2, pulling out a knife. Video feed cut short.)
{Seen below: An animated .gif file showcasing the "flipping out" mechanic of the Occidendum ursi, the Occidendum ursi getting ready to murder a Purpura castorea with a cake cutter.}
by Charuzu June 21, 2020
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Horizontal Happy Dance

Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"
Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.

Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....
by Fightingdreamer77 April 26, 2011
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Nigga Happy Meal

A Forty ounce of Malt Liquor, a Black & Mild, and a white girl as a toy. Three items that stereotype black men across America.
"I think I'ma go outside and cool out for a bit, but I'ma run up to the corner store to get me a nigga happy meal. I hope I get a toy this time! Anybody else want anything from the store?"
by ChuckDeuce86 November 9, 2012
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ultimate happy trail

a happy trail that extends from the naval area all the way up to ones beard/mustache
bobby's ultimate happy trail was unlike anything ever seen before
by vontez August 16, 2012
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Happy Tree Friends

A show made by Mondo Media about adorable creatures being killed in unfortuanate events that lead to their death
Disco Bear is my favorite Happy Tree Friends character.
OR
Happy Tree Friends is an awesome show!
by Tamama2 May 16, 2009
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Happy Lip

by Lyd19 November 29, 2016
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Happy dumbledore

When a males pubic hairs are so long that when he has a boner it looks like dumbledore (because dumbledore has a long beard)
Sally was about to suck Johnny's dick but she saw that he had a happy dumbledore and hasn't talked to him since
by Thatrandomeperson June 19, 2013
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