Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people

I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory

by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023

The holy Greg

The holy Greg is the god of the church of Greg. The symbol of gregism is a circle with a line at the bottom and at the bottom of that is a small ball. But what does it represent? The circle represents Greg the line represents the connection between the world and Greg the ball represents the earth

The holy Greg is the god of gregism

by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023

being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

Pete the Greek

The act of collecting tons of tzatziki sauce from your weekly gyro until you’re ready to get down and dirty. You pour all the tzatziki sauce on your forehead and sometimes down your neck, a similar sensation to a bukkake

Me and the boys are gearing up to do a Pete the Greek this weekend, I can’t wait for a mouthful that shit is gonna have me rock hard!

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025