The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.
*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!
by Dubiks January 31, 2019
Get the Free Fap February mug.The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.
Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.
Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.
Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
Get the Hands Free Orgasm mug.A movement that seeks to make all the borders in the world free. That is where one doesn't need a passporn,visa ect. and there are absolutly no immigration laws.
by Deep blue 2012 July 10, 2010
Get the Free borders movement mug.Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.
James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.
by Forealhater January 4, 2010
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Get the free fly honey mug.The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
by retouQ August 30, 2010
Get the Magical Free Wind mug.A road less traveled; a back road; often taken to avoid police, aka "the fuzz". Where the word lint comes from in the term.
Lisa took the lint-free road, even though it was unlit, dirt, and flooded with pot holes, to avoid getting stopped by the cops.
by Julsta August 21, 2008
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