foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 30, 2023

Foot Fairy

A type of Fairy that hangs around your feet.

They may try to Tickle! your feet. And are very mischevious.
They tend to be common

" I spotted a Foot Fairy at my feet the other day!"

by A Charlotte November 11, 2020

suck my foot

bro, you're kinda sus searching this. Chupame los piezecitos.

Your foot it's wet, I want to clean you sucking. SUS. With your mouth you want to clean up or satisfy my need cleaning you foot. Food: a part of the human located in the lower part of the body. Suck is lick. Suck my foot it means that you are going to suck the foot of another person for pleasure.

by Pol is going to be sus in 5min January 21, 2022

Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.

"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"

by the soggiest bread October 1, 2015

Shittin on my Foot?

you kiddin me?

Dude, no way...you shittin on my foot?

by joseph the unfamiliar prophet October 1, 2010

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.

“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”

by Cay7200 June 10, 2018

Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

by CoxfordEnglish December 18, 2022