Facebook beg

A Facebook beg is someone who is thirsty for likes and compliments on photos and status', he/she would write a description on the photo that would bring attention to they're selvs

*girl uploads a picture and she looks pretty*

Girl: "like omg why am I so ugly? Like my photo if you think in pretty"

Normal person: "stop being such a Facebook beg"

by 2s4ss4u March 2, 2014

Facebook Parenting

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.

by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009

facebook picture

The typical picture for a new college student, who was a loser in high school, is of them with a beer in their hand. They think they are now cool because they drink beer (they would have in high school, but no one would let them come to their parties).

Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.

by Anakin Vader September 20, 2010

facebook boomer

a women or man doesnt know how to use technology and is always white. They also are racist.... VERY RACIST

and they love minnions

Look at that facebook boomer on that bench

by facebook boomer minnions November 19, 2020

Facebook War

What couples can get into with post over the bulletin board on Facebook.

Look at Sallys Facebook post. She must be in a Facebook war with Jim.

by Baker_balls December 6, 2010

Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...

Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...

by Skudderz May 22, 2010

facebook fatty

when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight

Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.

by Teddy92128 November 17, 2010