Ethan

the "one day i was with my friend and my friend was really cool and then i went to listen to music and i was like "damn this shit is good" so then after i listened to the music i went to go and i went to the nikey store.... wow... i picked up some nice shoes for a discount of 10 dollars then i went and got my earbuds and listened to music again and then thought that it was nice.... anyways i went home after that and i went to my pc and watch anime... just kidding i dont watch anime on my computer but i watch it on my phone so what i really did was i thought about coding then i got lazy so i played some roblox and browsed 4chan and then i got tired because i ate some bread and then i slept for 2 and a half hours and woke up and then ate some more food but i wasnt this hungry this time... so then i went out with my new shoes and made sure not to step on any oil or dirt and made my way to the nearest clothing store so then after i went there i got some nice clothes NO sweaters of course and then i got some new socks and then i got some nice sweat pants and then i thought about getting some new shoe laces for my new shoes and then i went home and then i listen to more music and did i mention im 6'3? i am. also my dick huge and i love to code sometimes"
i love ethan hes very cute and has a big dick
by Ethan123123123 September 07, 2021
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Smart friendly hot knows the inside out of a SAT book like I know the what Warryn is going to eat for dessert.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.
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A teenage boy who hooks up with so many girls, but pretends each relationship is “The One” until he’s dumped. Doesn’t know how to recognize that every girl is totally using him for sex.
Cassie: Oh my gosh, I broke up with Ethan again! What a total rat!
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The kind of person who strengthens your hopes and hides your fears. The kind of person you read about but didn't think actually, like, existed. The kind of person you pull close and then totally forget about ever letting go.
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Ethan is a poop rat head, he is really poopy, he eat poop, his name is ethan
Ethan He is a poopy head, of course, we shall know, now have an amazing day
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A very sexy man with an absolutely huge penis. When he has sex with you he will make you have the best night ever.
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A guy who is in love with mosquitos. He frequently watches mosquito porn
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