david

that one kid in class that is smart but acts retarded

damn david is such a smart retard he is also smart because he was smart enough to escape the special ed class

by big boi chandler May 25, 2019

David

A scumbag asshole who pretends to care about you. He’s hot and easy to fall in love/become friends with. However, he toys with your emotions and lies about ever caring for or loving you. He knows it when you love/like him, but takes that as an advantage to use you to fill his sexual desires. He gets angry when you don’t comply to his requests, even if you explain multiple reasons as to why you feel uncomfortable with them. He always blames everything on you, so don’t even try to negotiate with him. He also flirts with other people even if in a relationship. He turns his back on his friends and talks trash about them if one small thing goes wrong. He excuses his attempts in violating you using stupid one-liners like “testosterone” and often peer pressures you. His exterior is kind and sweet, but he’s really a jerk.

Girl 1: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT GUY JUST NOW?!
Girl 2: YESSS. HE’S SO HOT AND SEEMS LIKE SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND!!
Girl 3: Don’t waste your breath, ladies. That guy is a TOTAL David. He’ll get bored of you in seconds and go off to replace you with a tramp later.

by saltytrash July 28, 2019

David

A man who enjoys downvoting others who post hilarious amazing things in group message conversations.

D - downvotes
A - all
V - very
I - interesting
D - discourse

Person 1 - Oh no! David downvoted me again.
Person 2 - He can't help the way he is. He is a David.

by 69WiseGuy69 August 12, 2019

David

An autistic 13 year old who plays with toy cars.

Yo david watch out, It’s almost bed time!

by I didn’t ask nig July 17, 2020

David Thompson

Someone who doesn’t use studies or facts to prove a point. Uses Urban Dictionary as a credible source.

Oh he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, he’s a David Thompson.

by Whoknowwhothat October 3, 2020

Sk David

A teenage rapper from New Orleans. Commonly discriminated against because of his arrogant remarks and cocky demeanor. Even though his raps aren't bad his attitude is what makes people not like him, you'll either love or hate him. He has a blog where he posts everything on skdavid.com

whose Sk David?

check him out at skdavid.com

by brownsnake01 July 27, 2012

Zachary David

Your not a real Zachary if you dont have blue eyes. Usually very athletic with many talents. Pretty much the shit at everything, including sports, singing, dancing, and FIGHTING. Usually has very quick hands with semi power. Especially good at sex, a good kisser with a decent sized penis . doesnt give a shit about what someone thinks and is the life of the party .

I wanna be just like zachary david when i grow up, hes the shit

by james1234 December 15, 2012