A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
Get the A Suicide Datemug. by Queen of Dolphins November 30, 2017
Get the ghetto datemug. by dmacattack0002 July 13, 2010
Get the date - hmmmm ..mug. A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
by AliveBrain September 8, 2016
Get the Loser Datemug. My friend: Hey bro did you get a date to prom?
Me: No and I will never get one in my sad pathetic life.
Me: No and I will never get one in my sad pathetic life.
by VezinaIgor31 September 22, 2022
Get the datemug. It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heighten making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting can take it to a more passionate level.
Jaylen: My girlfriend and I thought we try a pajama cooking date tonight.
Zane: my girlfriend Amaya and I had cooking date last week. I wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas can make it even more steamy.
Zane: my girlfriend Amaya and I had cooking date last week. I wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas can make it even more steamy.
by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025
Get the Pajama Cooking Datemug. A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
Get the alcohol datemug.