Depressive Episode

The time it takes you to finish rewatching Bojack Horseman.
Thank god this is the last episode, my depressive Episode, was awfully long this time
by YumYum22 February 13, 2024
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Phloz depressed

when you don’t get enough attention at home so you lie about being depressed online so you can get the attention you want; being depressed that someone stream sniped you in a video game
damn bro, that guy is stream sniping me. imma go on twitter and be phloz depressed
by hecking fricker May 25, 2020
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Finnie depression

the feeling you get when you see Finn Wolfhard and you obsess over him everyday and you are in love with everything about him and you just love his laugh ,personality and looks but he doesn’t know you and the only way you will ever be something in his life is in your dreams
Sees Finn edit* this gives me Finnie depression
by Finnie135 January 16, 2021
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Depressed

Sociopathic definition on one of or a combination of "bored out of my skull," "feeling nostolgic," &/or "that bland sensation you have when you're not laughing or preoccupied."
1) Nothing she found online at her usual entertainment sites was clicking with her. The fails weren't funny & the articles weren;t interesting. Depressed, she pondered whether she should replay a video game or reread a book.

2) She became depressed when she compared modern times to the early 90s, wondering how children growing up with talentless musicians, bland fashions, brain-dead plastic celebrities, & intelligence-frying reality shows would turn out as adults.

3) She was in a funk that day & needed a continuous stream of lulz to life her depression.
by Likalaruku November 2, 2009
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Depressed

Depression is for pussies. If you are depressed you are a pussy.
Hanae: Hi dude, are you alright?
Panda: No, I'm depressed.
Hanae: HAHA pussy.
by hampythehamster July 24, 2018
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Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019
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