Chuck Norris 

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor.

1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.

2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.

3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".

4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.

Chuck Norris by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010

Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris is a fictional man who is believed to be all powerful by a cult following he has on the internet. These Chuck Norris facts will define it way better than I can.

Every night before he goes to sleep, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once got angry and roundhouse kicked the ground in a spot. That spot is known as the Pacific ocean.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris once fought superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his pajamas on the outside of his clothes.

Aliens don't cause crop circles. That's Chuck Norris playing with his cereal.

Actually, Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double for crying scenes.

The manhattan project was an attempt to reproduce the power of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It failed.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The movie was cancelled shortly after it's production. No one would pay good money to see a movie 9 seconds long.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares the books down until he gets the information he needs.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard, his kick went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the pacific ocean.

Don't mess with chuck norris, or, in other words, don't F**k with Chuck.

Chuck Norris by infernalcommentary42 July 11, 2011

Chuck Norris 

One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!

Dude its Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008

chuck norris 

A martial artist, actor, and the butt of a internet phenomenon. Usually refered to as a "Bad-Ass".

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

chuck norris by the-redneck-from-hell March 19, 2009

Chuck 

A combination of the words choke and fuck,to choke someone while having sex with them.

See that girl right there!? It looks like she needs to be chucked! I would chuck her!

Chuck by Dick McGirth the 3rd November 14, 2011

Chuckalina 

Child genitalia... A cute name for your kids for their private parts

Always wipe your chuckalina after going pee pee Madelyn.

Chuckalina by mzzzpolarbear July 18, 2017

Chuck E. Cheese 

A place where you should never go because their dry ass recycled pizza is DISGOSTANG.

CHUCK E. CHEESE is a pickled banana

Chuck E. Cheese by Asscrackbitch March 10, 2019