Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet

Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*

by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020

crotch socket

Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket

by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020

Crotcha

When you get that “crotcha” feeling

Arron: “Man I when I went on the rollercoaster I got that crotcha feeling”

Randal: “crotcha?”

Arron: “yeah you know that feeling in ur crotch when you climb the gym rope or when you go rollercoaster”

Randal: “ohhhhhhh”

by LouDog8426 October 15, 2020

Crotcha

When you get that “crotcha” feeling!

Randal: “man when I was on that roller coaster I got “that crotcha feeling”

Arron: “Crotcha?”

Randal: “yeah crotcha, that feeling you get in your crotch when you climb the rope in gym class, or on a plane, or a roller coaster.”

by LouDog8426 October 15, 2020

Crotchapalegic

When she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me until she went Crotchapalegic.

by ms122377 November 26, 2020

crotch fluff

When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.

It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.

by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020

crotchaplegic

It's when she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me when she went all crotchaplegic.

by Merriam-Webster Long December 4, 2020