hot biscuit

To look stupid;bad;ugly;rough

ooo girl you look like a hot biscuit!

by DA KWEEN June 17, 2006

Snap off a pig biscuit

To defecate, do poos.

I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

cocopop biscuits

have to be the nicest biscuits ever made by man. or woman. or girl. record number in a batch : 80something.
are absolutely fantastic dont no how i lived before the littl things came along. waffles are also nice. and so is tea.

involves cocopops, sugar, flour and other crap.

by kristy October 20, 2003

laundry biscuit

When one leaves remnants of food he digested in his draws.

Yo dat fool left a laundry biscuit in da washer.

by Sluggyboi November 15, 2007

jump out the biscuit

another phrase for saying a pain in the arse.

i have loads of homework to do - thats a jump out the biscuit!

by rachael :) January 16, 2009

Beat The Biscuit

V, bēēt THē biskút- a game where three or more males masterbate onto a biscuit simultaneously. The last one to ejaculate onto said biscuit has to then eat the biscuit.

Hey bro i heard you love playing beat the biscuit. Thats cool and all as long as you don't lose!

by cunillingus July 30, 2015

Mr. Sparky Biscuits

Noun- An overly excited Dog.

"Calm down Mr. Sparky Biscuits!!"
"Mr. Sparky Biscuits, Don't chew my leg off"

by D-R-A-K-E March 30, 2008