Butter My Biscuits

The sexual act of having “Butter My Biscuits “as the safe word for rough play as you aggressively spank the partners buttocks til they scream the safe word and you cum/squirt all over their buttocks to simulate buttering fresh biscuits

As Cindy screamed “Butter My Biscuits” Todd squirted his man butter all over Cindy’s fine plump biscuits.

by TGIHUMPDAY’S January 03, 2022

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Son of a Butter biscuit on a sunny day

This phrase is for if you want to say son of a bitch, but you are in school or at any place where you cannot curse.

Dude, you realize that we still have school on Friday right?
UGHHH SON OF A BUTTER BISCUIT ON A SUNNY DAY!

by jay da pimp May 01, 2021

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Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

Take the risk, you might get a nice reward......Fortune favours the brave!

Go on give it a go.........would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

by Helllzbelllz January 09, 2011

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Rump biscuit served with weewee juice

When a man jizzes in the bootie hole

Yoo last night Bryan gave me a Rump biscuit served with weewee juice

by Flex Master Paster September 15, 2018

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Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

by ~tenuto~ November 17, 2004

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