three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
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piece of pebble

Whenever someone calls you piece of pebble, they mean that you're insignificant; insignificant for their life or everyone's
It's frequently use with silly mistakes
A: How much is 7 times 3?
B:20
A: It's not it's 21 piece of pebble
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A: Can I hang out with you guys tomorrow night
B: No, you piece of pebble!
by Your_non-human_living_on_earth December 22, 2019
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Wrinkley Piece

The area on a circumcised penis where the foreskin used to attach .
“ my wrinkley piece is sore today , reminds me of a jelly bean . “ - Ed
by BrunetteOkie April 05, 2023
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digital piece

a cell phone, mobile phone, PDA, sidekick, beeper. Any handheld device that you use to communicate
trick out your digital piece son!!!

cop some tones fo yo digital piece!!
by BringMeDabir March 29, 2006
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A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
by gitonga August 19, 2018
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Three-piece slut

A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.
"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"

"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
by DavieYo May 20, 2015
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Edge piece

Pieces that outline a puzzle. Sometime used as an insult similar to “special snowflake”.
Person 1: Yo what’s up My sisters
Person 2: dude you can be such an edge piece sometimes
by BeMoreChill666 February 16, 2019
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