by Lol im lonley November 19, 2018
Get the christianate mug.1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.
2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.
3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.
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Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.
3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.
4. A man who smells dirty diapers.
Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
by Woman who milks cows September 24, 2011
Get the Christian Boser mug.He looks like a god! All girls fall in love with him! But he is a really lovely person. His family and his friends have the first place in his life.
by lisi020501 January 4, 2017
Get the Christian mug.Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
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Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021
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