Andrew

Andrew is the one retarded bum ass kid that is in everybody's school. This kid tries to be funny but actually ends up making a fool of himself and is usually socially awkward. Andrew is an empathetic kid but makes up for that in his lack of math and language art skills.

"Yo, that kid Andrew is literally so stupid, I swear I asked him for math questions and he gave me his science homework."

by ObeliskanfromBelow January 10, 2022

Andrew

Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.

Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.

by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021

Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.

Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."

by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023

Andrew Aguirre

Andrew is a short boy, who loves his bsfs Angie and Aaliyah. he's also a meanie.

you should never want an Andrew Aguirre unless youre Angie and Aaliyah.

by j3ssica835 September 10, 2025

Andrew Jaynes

Someone who likes Isreali Girls.

“That guy really likes his isreali girls”

“I know he’s such a Andrew Jaynes”

by Shmax shmreeceman May 22, 2023

Flaming Andrew

To give a woman slow, disappointing missionary position sex whilst simultaneously having your butthole fingered.

"Dude last night I gave this chick a Flaming Andrew while there were like three other people in the room."

by ph4l4nx March 25, 2017

Andrew

Drank the kool-aid.

That's all.

Andrew:" jhkfgJHHGUJKHGKUJYIFGJKHVBJK" *dies*
Josh:"Hey you, urbandictionary user wanna join my cult?"
Josh:"i mean rachel's cult im second in command of my cult, ooooo a dead body yummy"

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023