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Alabama Vicegrips

When you and your sister are fuckin in the garage and she decides to take a giant hit off of a vape and blow the cloud through your dick hole, like when you were a little kid in the second grade at lunchtime and you would blow through your straw and Into your chocolate milk to make a bunch of bubbles, it's kinda like that.
yo babe, those Alabama Vicegrips last night really hurt, I think I need to go to the doctor
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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Alabama corkscrew

When you bang you're sister but finish on you're mom
Last night me and my family did the Alabama corkscrew and it was amazing
by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025
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Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket
by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021
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Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.
by TBM1371 May 13, 2024
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Alabama snow plow

When a man ( genetically male ) chops a line of coke up nice along his erect penis and then penetrates it deeply into his cousins ( genetically male or female) ass.
Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.
by Victim Avenger January 13, 2025
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Alabama finger-trap

A hypothetical situation in which a guys dick is a few inches deep in his mom, and the guys Dad has a few inches of dick in the guys (sons) ass. The dilemma is to move forward, or backward to get out.
If you where in an Alabama Finger-trap, would you go backwards or Forward to get out?
by Shop talker October 29, 2025
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Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays
Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.
by Diknonymous March 28, 2025
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