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Josh

One of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. A josh is an amazing thing and if you're ever lucky enough to have one as your own cherish it, enjoy every single moment like it your last. Josh(s) are good listeners calm and cool people they have very cool and interesting hobbies and are the best to have around when something goes wrong they also have massive d!cks.
Person 1 : who is that amazing guy?
Person 2: oh him, that's josh
Person 1: man he's perfect
by Randomdude644 September 16, 2019
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Josh is a nonce he loves kiddie any under the age of ten
Mum: OMG our kid is with josh
Dad: *clocks gun* I’ll deal with this
by XxNiglexX September 22, 2019
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a guy with a whopper penis. All the girls want him
"man that guy had a humungous penis"
"probably Josh"
by skkkkkkkkkkrrt September 22, 2019
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Your 2 year crush who doesn’t like you back but says you are nice
I like josh
by gdm123 September 22, 2019
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Josh.

If you are dating a pale shrimp, bastard of a boy that goes bu the name of Josh, then girls and boys, you better runnn!!
The reason being is because he can be extremely arrogant, rude and selfish.
He will dump you for no reason and he has VERY serious jealousy issues.
Josh is also the definition of a "fuck boy" meaning "a man who has many casual sexual partners,also playing with peoples emotions." He is also disrespectful and tends to think about himself a lot.
He also rushes into relationships without building a "firm foundation".
I am not saying that all boys that go by the name Josh are bad...But just be careful of the pale ones with blue eyes, dark brown hair!
Jasmine: Ewww girl, ypur really dating Josh...he's no good for you. He's nothing but a fuck boy that will dump you like a hot potato.

Tiffany: Girl please! Have some trust in me, Jasmine, I've known him longer than you and he is the perfect man

*one month later*

Tiffany: OMG!! Jasmine, I should have listened to you, He played me as he plays with his basketballs...but he's just like a penny, two-faced and not worth anything ;(

Jasmine: Should I call the boys and we all go and beat him up?
by imcool69. September 23, 2019
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A really sexy guy who has an above average sized penis and will always flaunt his money because he always has so much of it, Josh has had 9 different tailors in the past because they cannot make the right sized pants because his dick is just so big. He is usually a tall loving guy who will always respect his parents.
Girl 1: Josh a has massive cock and heart
Girl 2: True
Girl 3: True
Girl4: True
Girl 19: True
by Not Josh Reimer September 24, 2019
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When he laughs he sounds like a fucking hyena on crack and his veins become 3d. He's as tall as fuck. Likes to smoke titties. Has a voice deeper than the ocean. Fast.
Josh stop laughing ur making me laugh more!
"Smoke titties."~Josh 2017
by JMartBoii September 25, 2019
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