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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.
Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?
by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023
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Three dolla bill

Something/someone fake. / Limp Bizkit's most badass album.
Example 1:
Person 1: Mary cheated on me...
Person 2: Always knew she was like a three dolla bill.

Example 2:
Person 1: Favourite Limp Bizkit album?
Person 2: Three Dolla Bill.
Person 1: Valid.
by zielonyRobal May 8, 2023
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three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"
*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Three Giggle Rule

3 giggles make em jiggle

A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her
“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”
by Lawenforcement November 23, 2023
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Once twice three times you're ladies

How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!
Once twice three times you're ladies for shame on giving females a bad name.
by Don't you know who I am November 25, 2023
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Three-Way Bingo

Tess Holliday is a Three-Way Bingo.
by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023
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