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Lampard Whore

Someone who on the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 game FIFA 10; the world famous soccer game, repeatedly plays as the team Chelsea in online ranked matches in order to use the player Frank Lampard. This player has been programmed with the ability to strike the ball incredibly powerful and accurate from long range distances, and although this is certainly true in real life as he is known for his long shots, the extent of these abilities shown in the game is somewhat unrealistic. Many FIFA players often choose to be the team Chelsea simply in order to repeatedly shoot with Lampard, and often score as is the case. This annoying feature within the game has lead to the creation of the phrase "Lampard Whore", which although could be deemed an insult, is not necessarily offensive, it simply refers to someone who excessivley picks Chelsea and shoots with Frank Lampard.
For example, You are playing FIFA 10 as AC Milan, a good solid team, but after 15 mins of gametime your 3-0 down as a result of the opposite player having chosen Chelsea and scored outside the penalty box with Lampard 3 times in a row. This is when you shout "F**k this you Lampard Whore" down the 360 microphone and quit the game.

Hence "Lampard Whore"
by Grush111 January 5, 2010
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Door Whore

A lady who behaves in an overly familiar fashion in order to gain the recognition of nightclub door men, and thus, free entry into the aforementioned venues.
"Put your arse away Issy, you harlot door whore."
by gsa the partay January 29, 2005
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campus whore

A girl on a college campus that wears Uggs with tucked in sweatpants with a Northface, hair in a side ponytail and sun glasses. These girls are usually sluts.
You're nothing but a campus whore and that's all you'll ever be!
by L A B February 3, 2008
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Daddy Whore

dad and daughter having a incestuous relationship.
Mainly used to degrade fellow individuals and lower self esteem of others.
by Pimp Daddy Pojo May 2, 2009
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Maple Whore

A person who is addicted to the game, Maple Story. So addicted, that they would do anything to play it.
Chanelle-Hey wanna hang out today?
Sharon-Nope im playing maple story
Chanelle- YOU MAPLE WHORE
by 1111asdf August 30, 2009
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cubical whore

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.
I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.
by brickmason May 22, 2009
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Status Whore

When a person (specifically teenager) will set a status on Facebook/Myspace for attention more than four times a day.
The word Status Whore was developed because a whore changes boyfriends everyday , and Status whores change statuses every hour

Signs that you are being a status whore include :

1. Your wall contains statuses that are being updated every 15 minutes.
2. You tend to use statuses that don't get many likes on facebook.
3. People know your life because of your statuses.
Status Whores on Facebook

Maddie : I need a bagel (5 minutes ago)
Maddie : Left my charger at Baileys house \: (9 minutes ago)
Maddie : I HATE LIFE (12 minutes ago)
Maddie : HAVING SEX WITH ADRIAN DONT TEXT UNLESS YOU WANNA JOIN (15 minutes ago)
Maddie : I hate whores. (20 minutes ago)

^ This is a real girl who actually set these statuses
by Fishyyyyyy August 18, 2010
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