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Lampard Whore

Someone who on the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 game FIFA 10; the world famous soccer game, repeatedly plays as the team Chelsea in online ranked matches in order to use the player Frank Lampard. This player has been programmed with the ability to strike the ball incredibly powerful and accurate from long range distances, and although this is certainly true in real life as he is known for his long shots, the extent of these abilities shown in the game is somewhat unrealistic. Many FIFA players often choose to be the team Chelsea simply in order to repeatedly shoot with Lampard, and often score as is the case. This annoying feature within the game has lead to the creation of the phrase "Lampard Whore", which although could be deemed an insult, is not necessarily offensive, it simply refers to someone who excessivley picks Chelsea and shoots with Frank Lampard.
For example, You are playing FIFA 10 as AC Milan, a good solid team, but after 15 mins of gametime your 3-0 down as a result of the opposite player having chosen Chelsea and scored outside the penalty box with Lampard 3 times in a row. This is when you shout "F**k this you Lampard Whore" down the 360 microphone and quit the game.

Hence "Lampard Whore"
by Grush111 January 5, 2010
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Door Whore

A lady who behaves in an overly familiar fashion in order to gain the recognition of nightclub door men, and thus, free entry into the aforementioned venues.
"Put your arse away Issy, you harlot door whore."
by gsa the partay January 29, 2005
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campus whore

A girl on a college campus that wears Uggs with tucked in sweatpants with a Northface, hair in a side ponytail and sun glasses. These girls are usually sluts.
You're nothing but a campus whore and that's all you'll ever be!
by L A B February 3, 2008
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cubical whore

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.
I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.
by brickmason May 22, 2009
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Daddy Whore

dad and daughter having a incestuous relationship.
Mainly used to degrade fellow individuals and lower self esteem of others.
by Pimp Daddy Pojo May 2, 2009
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Trojan Whores

Beautiful, voluptuous women that you find impossible to resist… but… they have a ‘look’ that says they’ve ‘been around the block’ a few too many times. Although having sex with them is very tempting, your inner voice keeps warning you that something evil lurks inside, and you’ll probably end up contracting AIDS or some other serious STD if you’re not very careful – so you’d better double up on the condoms.
Man 1: “See ya tomorrow morning. I just got an offer I can’t refuse from those two babes!”
Man 2: “Make sure you wear a condom on your condom. They look like a couple Trojan Whores to me!”
by Politic Ric May 27, 2010
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radio whore

Radio whore: one that listens to radio shows and attends every single remote that offers free food and give away items.
I'm a radio whore, and if it were not for radio remotes, I would starve and go around without clothes.
by Black Adder September 10, 2008
mugGet the radio whoremug.

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