What's on the banana

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

What the Egg?

A classy alternative to the phrase "What the Hell/Fuck".

Jane:"I can't believe he left me at the restaurant!"
Annette:"What the Egg? What an asshole."

by Overlord_Manta April 29, 2022

What a life...

Either used after someone said something awkward or in order to break the silence in a group that suddenly turned silent.

* awkward silence *
Boy: What a life...

by alesas November 14, 2022

What the kel?

“What the kel” is used for when you need a replacement for “what the hell” cuz why the fuck not
Though nobody is gonna use it, Kel himself came up with it. It’s dumb. - Aubrey

“What the kel? I forgot my wallet”

by Aubrergine <333 October 4, 2022

What in the ohio

Something odd happening.

What in the Ohio just happened man?

someone just got eaten by a dragon.

by Coolboy300 October 8, 2022

what a twat

some dumb fuck with no common sense.

oh shit look its john, what a twat

by realsigma33 May 18, 2022

What the skunk?!

1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!

Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!

by whattheskunkman May 28, 2022