what a twat

some dumb fuck with no common sense.

oh shit look its john, what a twat

by realsigma33 May 18, 2022

what a gwarn

"What's up?" Or "What's happening?" Or "What's going on?"

"Aye what a gwarn big man?"
"Not much fam just chilling with my girl innit."

by ThunderandLightning September 25, 2016

what the blyat

What the fuck

404:
Definition of What the blyat does not exist

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 29, 2019

what the watermelon

same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids

what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!

by lil meep December 15, 2018

wait, what?!

the phrase when a middle schooler is instructed by a gym teacher to do something

little Timmy was told to go to the far left side of the gym. his response was "wait, what?!"

by bobbobby1234567890 March 05, 2020

What's on the banana

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

What's Hamptoning?

A spin on the term "What's Happening?" originating in the The Hamptons, hence "What's Hamptoning?"

What's Hamptoning is more than just a phrase - it's a lifestyle. What's hamptoning is what you do - it's what's happening in your life at any given time. You can be hamptoning anywhere in the world, whether you are on vacation, working, relaxing or chasing your dreams. By sharing what's hamptoning in your life, whether that be in-person or online, you are joining an inclusive community of positive people working to chase their goals and inspire one another.

Ralph: Hey Norman, what's hamptoning?
Norman: Hey Ralph, just finished up my latest oil painting. Stop by my gallery tonight to check it out.

by gold wolf July 01, 2018