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Rode the last train home

Someone in a group dies on a journey
Jack returned to Boston, Tom went to Vancouver, and Dan rode the last train home.
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Four Finger Pain Train

The four finger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.
Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four finger pain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!
by Apricot Noontime Trivia February 21, 2011
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Back Door Pain Train

When one comes behind a male and hits him in the nuts or penis by coming up through the legs from behind.
Man, last night my girlfriend gave me the worst back door pain train!
by RunsWithWetBuffalo April 21, 2009
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Florida choo choo train

The act of simultaneously pulling anal beads out of your lover's ass and shoving them down your throat
Guy 1: She wanted anal last night so I gave her a Florida choo choo train
Guy 2: I've always dreamed of doing that
by The Serious Schnitzel April 22, 2015
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New Jersey Train Wreck

A situation that occurs when I group of guys get together to gang-bang a girl, but the girl leaves right as the event is starting. The guys then end up fucking each other instead.
Me and my boys were going to run train on this bitch, but she bolted and we ended up in a New Jersey train wreck.
by Lumberjack80 November 3, 2007
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Poo Choo Train Express

All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.

With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.

The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.
Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.

Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.

Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!

Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.
by K-man75 February 8, 2012
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Riding The H-Train

To ride the H-train

(offensive slang)
v. 1. to go to hell.

n. 2. the act of going to hell
"Hey jackass, why dont you start riding the H-train?!"
by Sdmoney44 December 20, 2005
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