wet lettuce

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce

by Gvaldez August 3, 2009

wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!

Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!

by Klaus October 19, 2004

wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack

That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez

by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011

wet dans

Wet disposeable towels used exclusively at the bathroom to wipe one's ass. fresko fat google boy

That google boy sounded liquid, you'd better bring your own wet dans, just in case.

by David Gill October 6, 2003

Wet Carrot

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.

This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"

by canda.reed-brewer June 29, 2012

Wet Scooter

A slang term for a male and/or female person who everyone picks on and loves to be rode on. This person can also sometimes be referred to as "Mo" or "Big Mo"

Maureen is truly one big wet scooter

by jmac4791 December 27, 2007

wet-jerk

when a man rubs his penis aginst the lips of a wet vagina and gets jerked off

there were to many people around,so instead of having sex
I put my penis in my girlfreinds pants and got her to give me a hand job at the same time and I called it the wet-jerk

by KoolGuy6677 September 14, 2009