NEW STATE MOBILE

An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.
Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?

Girl: *gags and leaves*
by Campingnoob July 14, 2022
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state ah jones

state of märshall jònes
wheres my money? state ah jones
by wakansa January 20, 2021
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Tilted Towers State of Mind

When you’re just in that elite mindset

Popularised by Tyler
by Jakey Christ May 02, 2021
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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blue state refugee

Someone leaving a blue state like California, Illinois, or New York to seek freedom from high taxes, over regulation, and overall progressivism by escaping to a red state.
Barbara is a blue state refugee; she’s from Los Angeles and moved here because she was tired of the high taxes.
Alex moved his family from Chicago to Dallas because he wanted to live in a more family oriented place. He’s what is called a blue state refugee.
by zpp83 May 19, 2019
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The Anunnaki State of the Middle East (ASME / AnunSME), also Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant (ASIL / AnunSIL) or Anunnaki State of Iraq and Syria (ASIS / AnunSIS) is the name given to the Anunnaki State, or Anunnakiya. Although the term Anunnaki State of the Middle East is often used in a derogatory and mocking way along with the term Anunnaki ISIS.
The Anunnaki State of Middle East can be seen as the completely name of Anunnakiya in its Middle East part.
by Full Monteirism August 01, 2021
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Poundtown State Penitentiary

Where you're going if you cook the books in New York State.
No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.

You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
by bitchuck November 01, 2024
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