by Crispy42081 September 14, 2008
Would you like some English breakfast tea??
by Opal December 02, 2004
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by D00kie2323 November 15, 2009
Breaking news see why your teen daughter has been coming home smelling like a hobo and what new sex act is sweeping the nation some call it sexy others dicusting I call it the tijuana tea party
by Big dix 52 February 23, 2010
when driving through Texas (or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals all liquored up on moonshine (Texas Tea) come to help you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.
"Hey Jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"
by ticklemypickle69 August 09, 2009
When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position then proceed to urinate in each others mouths.
The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful!
by Sloppy Moe January 21, 2007