by Stylezdagreat June 15, 2024

When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"
Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent
by the dirty old man April 28, 2014

by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021

When you go out with a bang "literally". Having a homemade nuclear device set to go off when you die. Extra points if Vermin Supreme takes your guns and gives you something bigger.
Zach really went out with a Vermin Surprise. Yeah what a dick head he killed my grandma in that blast.
by Vermin Suprise July 14, 2024

by The Creamster May 18, 2024

When a girl is giving you head, cum on her face and then throw sprinkles on to her cum covered face and scream sundae surprise!
by Dirty Dahm September 15, 2011

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
