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The Walker, Texas Ranger

While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."
Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.
by BTNJ August 30, 2008
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Texas Chilli Bowl

A "Texas Chilli Bowl" is when someone defecates into their partner's anus or vagina, who effectively sucks it into the orifice and holds it for as long as possible, or alternatively, lets their partner put their cock in the shit-filled orifice. Often, the person will use aides such as laxatives, enemas, or Tabasco sauce to make the consistency of their fecal matter as wet and runny as possible. Also referred to as "Scat Swapping," documented in the classic internet fetish video SWAP.avi.
"Billy sucked the wet candy out of Danielle's chocolatey Texas Chilli Bowl while it was still warm."
by Helmut Dorque October 25, 2007
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Texas five star

when you slap someone's back and leave a 5 fingered hand print.
Andrew: in the locker room today i texas five starred that one guy
by Andrew and Laura October 17, 2008
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texas chili bowl

When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.
Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.
by ricon August 11, 2006
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Texas Chainsaw Assacre

This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.
I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.
by C.I.C May 1, 2009
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Texas Tea

When you're fucking a chick with diarrhea in the ass while she's shitting
i texas tea'd a girl and she shit on my cock
by Crispy42081 October 24, 2008
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Texas Spicy Burrito

When you chop a snake into little peices and have sex with a tortia, then sperm in it and eat it along with the chopped up snake
Dude im hungry' 'have a texas spicy burrito' 'nah i'm good' 'fag
by GMD68048 March 18, 2011
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