by Crispy42081 October 24, 2008
Get the Texas Teamug. Would you like some English breakfast tea??
by Opal December 2, 2004
Get the Englsh Breakfast Teamug. by D00kie2323 November 15, 2009
Get the Callum Teas Ready!!mug. by RayJayYoung January 28, 2019
Get the Tea Party Crashermug. Breaking news see why your teen daughter has been coming home smelling like a hobo and what new sex act is sweeping the nation some call it sexy others dicusting I call it the tijuana tea party
by Big dix 52 February 24, 2010
Get the Tijuana tea partymug. when driving through Texas (or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals all liquored up on moonshine (Texas Tea) come to help you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.
"Hey Jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"
by ticklemypickle69 August 9, 2009
Get the Texas Tea Partymug. When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position then proceed to urinate in each others mouths.
by Sloppy Moe December 9, 2008
Get the Portuguese Tea Partymug.