Texas Tea

When you're fucking a chick with diarrhea in the ass while she's shitting

i texas tea'd a girl and she shit on my cock

by Crispy42081 October 24, 2008

Englsh Breakfast Tea

CHeryl's favorite tea to have in the morning

Would you like some English breakfast tea??

by Opal December 2, 2004

Callum Teas Ready!!

For someone who has to leave for there tea to get away from difficult situation.

"Cal how olds your misses?" "CALLUM TEAS READY!!" "Gotta Go"

by D00kie2323 November 15, 2009

Tea Party Crasher

A person who shows up for High Tea without an invitation.

Look at that Tea Party Crasher who just barges into our tea time!

by RayJayYoung January 28, 2019

Tijuana tea party

Tijuana tea part-the sexual act in which one and there sex partner exchange golden showers

Breaking news see why your teen daughter has been coming home smelling like a hobo and what new sex act is sweeping the nation some call it sexy others dicusting I call it the tijuana tea party

by Big dix 52 February 24, 2010

Texas Tea Party

when driving through Texas (or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals all liquored up on moonshine (Texas Tea) come to help you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.

"Hey Jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"

by ticklemypickle69 August 9, 2009

Portuguese Tea Party

When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position then proceed to urinate in each others mouths.

The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful!

by Sloppy Moe December 9, 2008