Toilet

Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!

Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!

When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.

by Flyluo January 26, 2021

Toilet Flush

When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.

She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.

by Anal Reign January 28, 2021

Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021

Flush the toilet

Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn

“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night”

by SweetPotatoW February 20, 2021

toilet-ridden

Someone who can’t stay off the toilet

Hey man, I was toilet-ridden from that delicious meal I ate with my dad last night💩

by cdeeznutz March 7, 2021

toilet sandwich

A delish AF sandwich made in a gas station deli in close proximity to a toilet thats usually right at the end of the sandwich board.

Dang my bro lady gonna go up down over to the SUNOCO and grab on me one of them beef injected TOILET SANDWICHES... hungry AF

by Eljer Tippy March 12, 2021

Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021