Two cakes

A couple of fools laying in a sheet less bed eating each other's buttholes and being all cute

Yo bro dis vro and his scooter girl are just two cakes

by ShortieWatsup August 6, 2017

Fruit cake

Means to be funny and cute at the same time.

Definitely a name to call best friends :)

You’re a fruit cake, and that’s why I like you.

by BlondieThatLikesToSayTrash May 9, 2018

hidden cakes

A girl who you would've thought had no butt mysteriously brings one out.

A girl who got a butt low-key.

"Damn girl, where them hidden cakes come from?"

by Slim_boi April 13, 2017

cake puncher

In the service industry, an employee who deliberately damages a meal or component thereof in order to make it unacceptable to be served to a customer. In turn, the food then becomes available to the server and/or the rest of the staff.

Adam loves working at that cafe on the water. He eats there all the time but he never has to pay for it 'cuz he's a cake puncher.

by diggy deadmoon September 30, 2016

Derrick Cake

Something irresistibly thick, black, and sweet that you have to put in your mouth... Like a chocolate cake.

Last night, Drew found some Derrick Cake and shoved it in his mouth and washed it down with a Baytown Milkshake.

by TXMFTWIS February 18, 2018

plazzy cakes

a person with no butt.

Joe lacks plazzy cakes

by O.Dre July 24, 2010

Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.

Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.

by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011