Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

Stocking stuffer

Jizz disposal method

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."

by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

Stocked

1. (Slang)- for when something is full like your inventory, the fridge, or when someone is ultra muscular( see yoked) or when a team against you is better and has no more openings to flip sides.

"Damn bro! This round we are getting clapped, the other team is hella stocked!"

by Greatnessdefined December 13, 2022

stock market

Another name for porn, when the stocks raise I raise 📈🤤

“Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”

“You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”

by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023

Sticks

A slang term for the country or nonurban areas.

Your internet is dog shit what do you live in the Sticks?

by BingleBottom January 20, 2023

Socks!

Socks! Is yelled intentionally at a attention whore who dates the whole fugly percent of the male species, is a rude ass bitch and has been caught stuffing socks in her bra... Plus she walks around with her sock fulled bra and tries to "stick" her ass and "boobs" out.

"Omg look whos coming!" *pick me attention whore walks towards group*
"SOCKS!!!"
"Haha this never gets old"
*Whore looks behind her and doesn't understand so she keeps walking towards her 15 boyfriends*

by ihateschoolbitches May 8, 2023

stock pot

A big ass; Can be used as an adjective to compliment someone on their behind as well

“She got a stock pot”

“What’s up stock pot?”

by Glology May 14, 2023