orange soda shordy

crush

messy you my orange soda shordy you act like a little me…

by kdawgaintplayin May 29, 2022

Short girl

A short girl is a girl who is below average. These people are also known as Brooklynn a girl who is in the 6th grade, but 4’3

Friend 1 : Oh look at the short girl
Friend 2: hey Brooklynn your so short

Brooklynn: 🙄

by I’m small November 12, 2019

Short King

A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022

shirty

The act of shooting a load on your t-shirt

Oh shit i gave my self a shirty and forgot to change

by gmeisterxx June 30, 2011

shorter

1.affectionate term for a boyfriend, attractive male.

Originated from the Crackhead.

guy: What do you call a guy if you call a girl Shorty?
Crackhead: shorter.

by AsnRefugee March 24, 2004

LA short stack

when a male inserts his penis tip (often resembling Darth Vaders helmet, (unless they are a Jew) into a womans anal cavity, then with the utmost intensity of his penile power thrusts his pee tip into her vagee, then in a fluid but swift motion recklessly jams his full length into her throat

Man 1: "Man, did u hear bout that fuckin skeeze-pile Franchesca? Ryan Hoots just told me that hoebag is known for the best LA Short Stackin' this side of the mississipi!! That fag only paid five dollars too!!"

Man 2:"what a fuckin faggot"

by $$$THE SHIST BOYZ$$$ June 1, 2010

Strawberry Short Cake

You fuck a hairy count ginger on the rag, then frost her cunt with cum. Could also be called a Red Velvet.

I gave that ginger girl a strawberry short cake. :-)

by J.M.K. March 3, 2015