Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.
Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.
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Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.
by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019
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Surprise fold

A traditional toy from the late 2010s to early 2020s that involves a paper fold with a drawing on it, and what is inside, Something
by Youtubefan25 March 5, 2025
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Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.
Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!
by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021
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Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.
I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}
by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
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surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.
by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023
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