Slapped the basin

To take an enormous shit and have it hit the toilet bowl aggressively.

I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017

slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019

slap pud

Jack off, masturbate, spank monkey, rub one out

Jermaine enjoys to slap pudjackof

by FelipeDamus August 6, 2015

Dilly Slap

Putting your hand in a condom, filling it with water, and then slapping someone.

Chick: Jo wouldn't give me his Snack Pack, so I dilly slapped him in the face.

by willynillydilly2 October 13, 2011

Cock Slapped

1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)

also: cock slappestry

Dude! I totally cock slapped that whore in the face after I burned here thighs with a crack pipe!

by Kaaos January 11, 2005

Slap the bag

Getting dumb turnt off of bagged chardonay. Having a threesome, and ending up having to buy plan B the morning after.

Joe: Hey what do u think we should do today

David: BROOO, You trynna slap the bag at the club tonight ?

by Youngskinnydick June 7, 2018

Rock Slap

A type of slap in which a male ejaculates onto his hand then sprinkles cat litter over the sperm-covered area then proceeds to slap someone.

Who the hell would do this?

"you filthy whore you wanna to get rock slapped?"

by EastsideMyke November 1, 2009